Don't get wool on my Cheetos

As an actress, I spend a lot of time watching tv and movies for research, and I recently saw the strangest thing. One of the news girls (her hair wasn't bad - think she was going for the Beckham/Posh Spice thing, but needed to let the bangs go a little) had a little tidbit in the middle of "So you think you can dance" (I think) that said, and I quote, "Death toll remains steady at 5 in Minnesota, have a great day."

She was really perky on the "have a great day" part.

Have to tell you, I was way confused on how to feel. Is it just me or is it wrong to mix perky and "death toll" in the same sentence.

Which brings me to my next greatest idea! I'm figuring TV wants to control our minds anyway - lets make it easy! Up in the right hand corner, put a smiley face if we're supposed to be happy and a sad face if we're supposed to be sad. This way we can really put our brains on autopilot. We can use the same faces that we IM with!

For example, every time I get sheared, I start getting hungry all the time. So I'll be watching a movie and suddenly want some Cheetos (the fluffy kind - not the crunchy). When I come back to the TV, I won't have a clue what's going on. All I'd have to do is check the face in the top right corner and get right back into the flick.

I know - genius!

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Anyway :) <--That means be happy!