Mary the Hollywood personal assistant

How come there aren't any fairy tales about ewes. Closest thing I can think of is Mary had a little lamb, but the lamb didn't do anything...it just went everywhere Mary went. Boooring....

The turtle outsmarts the hare, the cow jumps over the moon. Even the billy goat was gruff. Iyt's not fair - I got nothin'!

Why can't it be cool like:

Mary had a little ewe.
Whose face was like a star,
When she went to Hollywood
A limo was her car.

The ewe got lots of movie roles
Enjoying lots of fame
Mary got the ewe's coffee,
And Ginger was her name!

Better I think.