Solving Global Warming Again

Pretty sure I got it figured out this time since no one liked my first solution. In watching Al Gore on Oprah (and every good ewe knows it must be true if it's on Oprah), it sounds like the main problem causing global warming is cars.

So what can we replace cars with for driving around in the city?

Of course, boats! Especially row boats for in town driving.

I know - one problem, no water BUT it looks like if we ignore global warming the world will flood from the giant icy things melting! Perfect. Then we can use the row boats and solve global warming!

So ignore or increase global warming until the flood and then we'll have it solved. Doesn't everyone love Vernice, anyway!

Another one solved. Please let me know if I can solve any other global catastrophes. Thanks!