Ginger cures cancer

I think ideas are my strong point, but Jean-Luc seems to want to keep me on the phone all day. Jenny, my best friend, says I should quit but , honestly, I think she's just jealous that I've made it on a few greeting card covers and she just flips burgers (don't tell Jean-Luc).

So anyway - I came up with this ideas at church to cure cancer. The pastor guy says as Christians we're supposed to tell everyone about Jesus. So why not teach our non-cancer cells to witness! If you got like all your arm cells that are normal to go tell any cancer cells to come back and not be cancer cells anymore, how could they resist? I figure if you convince enough good cells to talk to the bad cells, you could convince a bunch of them to give up their cancerous ways. Like every other problem, if we would just communicate - it wouldn't be a problem.

By the way, I saw a family of Beavers lurking around the office. I don't know if they're auditioning for the next set of cards or, but their annoying me - they keep sticking gum in the water fountain to block it.

Wait! One last thing! We have cards in stores now! We are just getting started and about a number of stores are signing up to carry Fattened calf Cards. If you know a store that needs our cards, let me know or have them email me at ginger@fattenedcalf.com

Later.